Hopium Machines
Open the board

Every launch on Robinhood Chain lands here the block it happens. Minutes later it has a verdict.

The one machine on this site that prints something true. The board is public, free, and needs no sign-up; a machine gets you the holders' lane.

Open the board Get a machine
  • tokens tracked741,053
  • scored through 19 checks70,104
  • rug pulls caught in the act44,047
  • deployer dumps caught3,568
Watching Robinhood ChainBlock 56,991,204 Uniswap v2 · v3 · v4 · Pons19 checksabout 9,000 launches a daychain id 4663

How the detector works

four venues · 19 checks · a verdict in minutes
then it keeps watching
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Watch

Every token launched on Robinhood Chain, across Uniswap v2, v3, v4 and the Pons launchpad. Factory events land on the board the block they happen, in the Fresh column, before anyone has bought.

About 9,000 launches a day. The floor never closes.

Intake · four venueslaunches today
02 / 04

Score

Within minutes each token goes through 19 checks: source verification, owner powers, hidden mint, blacklist and tax switches, LP lock, holder concentration, deployer history. Then a real sell simulation executes the token's own transfer logic.

If you cannot sell it, it says TRAP before you buy it.

Scoring · $GASBAG0 of 19
awaiting sell simulation
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Keep watching

A verdict is not the end of the shift. Graded tokens stay under the lamp. When liquidity is pulled or the deployer dumps, the card moves to Busted with the transaction attached.

The deployer's wallet gets a counter it never loses. The next launch from that wallet arrives pre-marked.

Card life · $LUARunder watch
Fresh
LUAR Luwam Arefe
v4WETHawaiting liquidity
Under watch
LUAR Luwam Arefe
Ξ11.157% confv4
Busted
LUAR Luwam Arefe
ruggedΞ0.3v4
time under watch0h 00m
  • +0mgraded · risk 50 · high · unlocked LP floors at 50
  • +38hliquidity 11.1 → 0.3 ETH in one transaction
  • txLP pulled · 0x9f3a…c21e · card moved to Busted
  • walletdeployer 0x6a22…d501 · rugs 3 → 4 · repeat offender
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Count

Every card and dossier counts who holds the supply: what the deployer still keeps, the top ten, the first two minutes' buyers, the wallets that got in during the opening two seconds, and supply that moved without a trade.

A dash means unknown. It is never a fake zero.

Shares · $URANUSof supply

Verdicts

risk 0–100 · higher is worse
unlocked pullable LP alone floors a token at 50

Passed

All 19 checks clean and the sell simulation exits. The lowest risk we print.

low risk · green on the board

Too new

On the board but not yet gradable: liquidity has not arrived or the pool has no history.

awaiting liquidity · scoring

Medium

Something is off: an owner power left on, a tax that can move, a thin top ten.

amber

High

Real exit risk. Unlocked liquidity the deployer can pull puts a token here on its own.

risk 50 and up

Critical

Several failing checks at once. Hidden mint, blacklist, or a deployer with a record.

red

Trap

The sell simulation could not exit. Buying is blocked in the trade terminal, with the reason.

cannot be sold · blocked

Rugged

Liquidity was pulled after grading. The card carries the transaction; the deployer keeps the count.

busted · with tx

Dumped

The deployer sold into the pool after grading. Also busted, also with the transaction.

busted · with tx
Risk scaleone number per token,
0 is clean

The Board

detector.hopiummachines.xyz/terminal
free · no sign-up · one block behind the chain

Three live columns, a ticker tape, and a box that checks any address.

  • FreshLanded this block. Awaiting liquidity, then scoring. Holders see this column first.
  • Under watchGraded, with risk, confidence, venue, LP status, and the shares line. Still under the lamp.
  • BustedLP pulled or deployer dumped after grading. The transaction is on the card.

Smart-money tracker cards and SURGE cards go to Discord and to your own webhooks. The screener sits next door: New · Runners · Busted tabs, ten filters, quick buy into the trade rail.

Open the boardOpen the screener
The Board: token ticker tape across the top; columns Fresh, Under watch and Busted with risk scores, venue tags and LP status; status bar reading Watching Robinhood Chain.
Board · liveFresh · Under watch · Busted

The signal rooms

discord.gg/8UpTJ3QdcJ
verify a wallet in #verify · roles sync hourly

The board shows everyone the verdicts. The rooms show holders the moves, seconds after the block.

Any machine

The Detector

  • #rug-alertsthe horn: RUGGED and DUMPED with the transaction, the moment it happens
  • #scan-requestspaste a contract address, the bot answers with the verdict card
  • #detector-changelogevery release, the day it ships
Five on shift · Floor Pass

Robinhood

  • #smart-trackerbuys and sells of the wallets that keep being right, with their record, before the card reaches the board
  • #first-swapsthe first trade of every launch that passes the gate
  • #surgeLAUNCH SURGE and REVIVAL minutes after the first swap, with the early crew and the shares line
  • #pick-alertschoose what pings you: smart money, surges, or both
Any machine

Union Hall

  • #alpha-talkthe floor talking, not the bot
  • #break-roomafter hours
  • #grievanceswhere a wrong verdict gets argued, with the transaction

What the rooms called

peak since the call · last 30 days · loading
  1. the rooms' calls, with how far each one ran — loading
Join the DiscordPut five on shiftGet a machine

Two doors into the rooms: a machine in the wallet opens The Detector and the Union Hall; five machines on shift open Robinhood. Roles are cut from the chain every hour; sell the machine or clock out below five and the next sync closes the door.

Trade terminal

/trade · non-custodial · your wallet signs
TP / SL enforced by an on-chain Executor
Trade terminal: candlestick chart from the swap ledger with a CARD mark where the alert fired; trade rail with size presets, slippage, and a blocked honeypot buy with the reason; TP / SL panel.
Trade · $AXNTchart from our own swap ledger · marks SM DEV CARD YOU rug

The rail

Your wallet signs; tokens land in your wallet. Trap tokens are blocked from buying, with the reason shown. Chart from the project's own swap ledger, 1m to 1d.

0.010.050.10.5 ETH
auto1%3%6%fastturbo
1 – 4size Q W Eslippage ⇧ ↵send

The Executor

You sign a price band once. The keeper fills inside it, and the worst fill is bounded by the contract, not by a promise.

entry peak +6.6% trail 2% sold +3.4% −3% off the peak $AI · trail 2%
worst fill bounded by the contractrule fired · keeper filled

Rules the keeper runs

On top of the band you arm rules. They watch so you do not have to.

  • trailsell when price falls trail % from its peak
  • floorsell if price touches a level you set
  • time exitsell after a set time, whatever the price
  • dev sellsell the moment the deployer sells
  • laddertake profit in tiers on the way up

A trailing stop with trail 2% sold $AI by itself on a −3% pullback from the peak: +3.4% from entry, nobody at the keyboard.

Wallets

/wallets · /wallet/<address>
public dossier · Follow · Monitor Square
Wallet dossier: smart money label, positions, win rate 62%, realized PnL +131.570 ETH, bought and sold totals, and a positions table with per-token PnL.
Dossier · smart moneypositions · win rate · realized PnL

Every wallet has a public dossier. Follow the ones that keep being right.

Positions, win rate, realized PnL, bought and sold. Labels earned on the chain, not declared:

smart moneysniperbundlerdeployerfarm funder
Monitor Square · inflows across followed walletsETH · seeded sample
Follow a wallet

The Machines

6,969 · minted out · secondary on OpenSea
a machine is a license
Crew on the floor tonight: five on shift, three with union cards, and #4663 doing what it has always done.green = on shift · amber = union card · dark = off

The collection started as satire. The machine is now the key to the floor.

  • The holders-only lane on the board: Fresh before anyone else sees it
  • Free credits per machine, every month
  • The repeat-offenders list and the full Busted archive
  • Higher API limits and the holders' Discord guild

34 traits. Bodies ATM · Washing Machine · Vending Machine · Money Printer · Slot Machine · Toaster. Screens 404 · Static · Rug · Wojak · Up Only · SOON · Green Candles · GM. Hats Beanie · Crown · Party Hat · Propeller · Halo · Raspberry (only 38). Exactly one machine, #4663, came off the line switched OFF.

Get a machine
Shift boardfuel: $HOPIUM · shift: 7 days
On shift

Put a machine on a 7-day shift, fuelled with $HOPIUM. Fuel comes back with the machine.

any machine · fuel
Union card

A machine that served a full shift holds a union card for life. Veterans count for the rest of the board.

one full shift · for life
Floor Pass

Five machines on shift in one wallet opens the trade terminal beta.

5 on shift
Foreman

Five or more veterans in one wallet: uncapped watchlists and 25× API limits.

5+ union cards · 25× API

$HOPIUM and what is next

0xB6cE…4225 · Robinhood Chain
1,000,000,000 fixed · zero team allocation

One token: it buys credits and it fuels shifts. That is the whole job.

  • contract0xB6cE51925C2e397eBF1a443b343d19267B3D4225
  • supply1,000,000,000, fixed. Zero team allocation. Launched on Pons.
  • creditsDeep scan, watchlist slots, API packs. 1 credit = $0.50, paid in $HOPIUM at the live rate.
  • fuelA shift runs on $HOPIUM. It comes back with the machine at the end of the shift.
Get $HOPIUM on PonsView on Blockscout

Now

  • Rug detector — 19 checks, four venues, free
  • Board and screener — Fresh · Under watch · Busted
  • Trade terminal — Executor band, keeper rules
  • Wallets — dossiers, Follow, Monitor Square
  • Shifts — union cards, Floor Pass, foreman

Later

  • Limit buys via the Executor
  • Copy-trade from followed wallets
  • Execution fees in ETH, routed to $HOPIUM buyback