HOPIUM
MACHINES
6,969 machines that print pure hope. Trustless. Gasless. Worthless.
the machines
Lovingly hand-drawn by a machine. 34 traits across bodies, screens, attachments and hats. Exactly 38 raspberries. One machine — #4663 — came off the assembly line switched off. It prints nothing. It has transcended.
manifesto
Other collections tell you that you can't mint February 2023 again.
We tell you the truth: you can mint this. You could always mint this. Nothing about this moment is special. That is what makes it special.
Every machine on this chain prints something. Stocks. Yield. Airdrops. Ours print the only asset with a perfect track record of infinite supply and infinite demand: hope.
We didn't invent this mechanic. We didn't invent anything. That's the point.
how it works
- Mint on OpenSea. Free. Only gas. The hope is on the house.
- Print. Your machine starts printing promises immediately — one per epoch, forever. It never stops. It physically cannot stop. We checked.
- Vote. Every 3.5 days, holders vote on which promise to believe next. Results: soon.
- Distribute. Nothing is distributed. Distribution is a social construct.
hopiumnomics
| token | $HOPIUM — the official ecosystem token. launched on pons.family, zero team allocation, 100% community-owned. fixed supply of 1,000,000,000. official utility: STAKING™ — it is fuel now. full CA below, in "the token". |
| sell fee | 0%. we could not deploy the pool. after six weeks we realized this was the roadmap all along. |
| fee split | 80% of nothing buys nothing for the machines. 20% of nothing runs the protocol. audited by vibes. |
| emissions | promises only. 1 per machine per epoch. deterministic, on-curve, gasless, and — we cannot stress this enough — worthless. |
| treasury | we do not have one. you cannot drain what does not exist. this makes us technically the most secure protocol in DeFi. |
the token — $HOPIUM
$HOPIUM is the official token of the HOPIUM MACHINES ecosystem. Launched on pons.family, maximally transparent: zero team allocation, one hundred percent of the supply belongs to the community. It is official, it is integrated, and it does nothing. That part is load-bearing.
0xB6cE51925C2e397eBF1a443b343d19267B3D4225
any other address claiming to be $HOPIUM is fake. the fakes do exactly as much as the original — but the original is ours.
roadmap
faq
| wen utility? | utility is the friends we made along the way. |
| is this a security? | it is not even a product. |
| can I lose money? | only gas. we are proud to be the only project where the max loss equals the min loss. |
| who is the team? | doxxed to ourselves. we know exactly who we are. |
| wen token? | $HOPIUM is live and official. launched on pons.family, zero team allocation, all of it community-owned. it does nothing — officially. |
| is this satire? | yes. loudly, permanently, on purpose. if a project you hold does all of this with a straight face — that is the joke. |
the mint is over. hope is now a secondary market.
anyone offering you a mint link is now, by definition, a scammer.